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Passive Agressive

2008-05-24T09:09:32-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,796, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-24-08, Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Angela and Nick aren't together, and they're never going to be. That's just how it goes.

Like, How You Are

2006-07-13T11:11:10-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,846, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-13-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

A story of loneliness and acceptance, or something like it.

College Material

2005-11-27T16:12:16-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 27 Updated: 11-27-05, Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.

My Mathematical Mind

2005-06-15T11:01:43-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,612, Reviews: 51 Updated: 6-15-05, Published: 6-15-05
Status: Complete

And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could’ve been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.

Identity Disturbance

2005-05-30T10:04:19-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 29, Words: 27,393, Reviews: 152 Updated: 5-30-05, Published: 3-3-04
Status: Complete

Ivy's adventures in personality disorders, anorexic best friends, closeted gay boys, dysfunction and all around awesomeness.

You're Too Wonderful to Die

2005-03-06T17:36:40-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,394, Reviews: 84 Updated: 3-6-05, Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

I’ve recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.

This Isn't About Rape and Murder

2004-07-31T21:04:32-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,677, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-31-04, Published: 7-31-04
Status: Complete

“This,” Andrea says, “is a gun.” She smiles. “For those of us more special than others.”

Threesome

2004-06-04T11:56:07-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-4-04, Published: 6-4-04
Status: Complete

You see, I don't call the person I'm talking to 'myself'. I've named her Annie.

This Won't Mean a Thing Come Tomorrow

2004-04-20T19:58:52-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,366, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-20-04, Published: 4-20-04
Status: Complete

But I love the way you'd roll excuses off the tip of your tongue... Alex and Mike share a possibly final friendly moment

Teenage Poetry

2004-03-20T14:20:22-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,931, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-20-04, Published: 3-20-04
Status: Complete

Suicide, murder, hatred, and guilt. Poetry is all around us. Go out there and create something beautfiul.

Concentrated on Falling Apart

2003-11-11T12:27:06-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,627, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-11-03, Published: 11-11-03
Status: Complete

Once upon a time there was a boy name Mike who liked to count the bones in his rib cage through his shirt.

Maybe I Should Hate You For This

2003-10-08T12:56:22-08:00

Author: Shampoo Suicide
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,491, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-8-03, Published: 10-8-03
Status: Complete

She pulled away at a nail with a rough yank from her teeth, bringing skin with it. She licked away the blood that’d begun to pool, and pondered shaving her hair off...