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The Grand Tour

2004-06-24T09:10:14-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,734, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-24-04, Published: 5-29-04
Status: Complete

When three companions embark on a tour of their world, they must survive with only their considerable wealth, first class education and superlative family connections to support them. (Rated cautiously, nothing terribly graphic yet)

Various Rants About Fantasy Fiction

2004-05-28T04:12:27-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,065, Reviews: 68 Updated: 5-28-04, Published: 10-18-03
Status: Complete

My own fairly unique brand of sarcasm and superciliousness. A mixture of essays and rants about the more annoying aspects of Fantasy Fiction

The Shower

2004-05-05T16:18:21-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 993, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-5-04, Published: 5-5-04
Status: Complete

I'm vaguely worried that something like this will happen some day.

Et Cetera

2004-01-13T18:25:56-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-13-04, Published: 1-13-04
Status: Complete

A triolet, for them as know what that means. This is kind of a mood piece. I've just come back from an evening out...

Advice

2004-01-13T09:35:51-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-13-04, Published: 1-13-04
Status: Complete

My advice for would be poets. Warning, contains sarcasm.

My Hart's Desire

2004-01-12T06:34:20-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-12-04, Published: 1-12-04
Status: Complete

Let's be honest, this is just based on a bad pun...

Wheels Within Wheels

2004-01-10T16:59:50-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-10-04, Published: 1-10-04
Status: Complete

Rated for some slightly iffy images. This is a slightly odd attempt at setting High Fantasy in an industrial society.

Offerings

2004-01-10T04:39:33-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-10-04, Published: 1-10-04
Status: Complete

Another of the romantic poems I Do Not Write. Those who follow my work may notice a certain obsession with tea. It's an English thing.

The Bodhisattva

2004-01-08T16:15:33-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

Me at my most pretentious. Please note that this poem presumes that the reader knows what a Bodhisattva actually is. If you don't, google for it before reading, or be prepared not to entirely get this one.

Better To Burn

2004-01-08T16:06:08-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

Personally, I'd rather fade away. I could get a little cottage in the Lake District and keep bees

I Won't Win Your Heart With A Poem

2004-01-08T15:49:50-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

I do not write romantic poetry. This is but one of the poems I have most recently Not Written

Coming Out Speech

2004-01-08T15:45:37-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

Mum, Dad, I've got something to tell you

Poem For Mary Shelley

2004-01-08T07:24:20-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

A little poem for the good miss Mary Shelley. Rated cautiously for references to certain anecdotes relating to the couple.

Sans Innuendo

2004-01-08T07:18:16-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

An attempt, probably entirely vain, to mix profundity with throwaway gags.

Between Mountains

2004-01-08T07:14:44-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-8-04, Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

A slightly odd take on those little epiphanies we all get about how insignificant we are in the overall scheme of things

Tales From A Quiet Cafe

2004-01-03T07:46:00-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-04, Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

A man and a woman meet in a cafe and reflect on their lives.

A Little While Ago

2004-01-03T07:44:42-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-04, Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

A faustian bargain, from a rather modern standpoint.

The Sorting Office

2004-01-03T07:35:41-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,164, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-04, Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

In which the narrator has an unexpected encounter at a funeral.

Jackie

2004-01-03T07:33:54-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,710, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-04, Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

A man returns to the seaside town where his family spent their summer holidays. All is not quite as he remembers.

A Land of Two Suns

2003-11-01T19:45:28-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 28,982, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-1-03, Published: 9-25-03
Status: Complete

A war between light and darkness. Three Princes in a kingdom of shadows. A king on a burning throne. Rated for violence (particularly later) and occult unpleasentness.

Ophelia

2003-09-09T04:15:29-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-9-03, Published: 9-9-03
Status: Complete

A response to the usual wrist-to-forehead Poems About Ophelia you seem to find. Rated for mild swearing and a faintly cynical attitude to suicide

The Invitation

2003-09-03T17:14:27-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 9-3-03
Status: Complete

What happens when you *do* invite the bad fairies to the christening.

The City on the River

2003-09-03T15:50:10-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,380, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 8-23-03
Status: Complete

It's an Urban Myth Cycle. Please bear in mind that I seldom call a spade a spade. I'd assume by now that you all take the request to read and review somewhat as read.

The Lady of the Marches

2003-09-03T15:48:56-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,203, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 9-3-03
Status: Complete

Its another one of those "lone figure vs forces of darkness" thingies. This one, however, manages to avoid using the words "destiny", "demon" or "vampire"

The War of the Roses

2003-09-03T15:47:17-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 9-3-03
Status: Complete

Kind of a fable really. Two princes go to war over a rose garden.

Whatever Happened To

2003-08-24T10:43:47-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,752, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-24-03, Published: 8-24-03
Status: Complete

A short story about Pop Music. Rated for brief violence and weird imagery. As ever reviews make me happy.

Paradise Limericked

2003-08-16T05:52:10-08:00

Author: Morcar
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-16-03, Published: 8-16-03
Status: Complete

Paradise Lost in Limerick form. Because I can really.