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Internet Japanese Name

2007-11-27T15:55:46-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-27-07, Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

All of you here or anywhere on the internet who have decided to make a Japanese name for your screen name or Pen Name or whatever. This my friends is for you. Enjoy.

PROBLEMS

2007-11-26T10:52:26-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-26-07, Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

An upbeat song about problems. Enjoy.

IN THE LAND OF MADNESS

2007-11-25T11:04:50-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-25-07, Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

A Rock Opera About Suicide, Coping, Guns, Freaks, Zombies, Chain Men, Chain Ships, Rebels, Violent Black Convertibles, Talking Shades, Road That Go Nowhere, and All That Jazz. You'll laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Spill Wine On Your Good Pants. Please Enjoy.

The Chairman and The Bloody Handguns

2007-10-27T13:34:07-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-07, Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

A Tale about business deals gone wrong, and bloody revenge. Enjoy.

Brides and Bullet Holes

2007-10-26T13:35:12-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-07, Published: 10-26-07
Status: Complete

Dysfunctional newlyweds and a gun. Enjoy. I wrote this on a bet. A friend of mine said I couldn't write a My Chemical Romance inspired song, and I proved him wrong. Again, enjoy.

Kill You Tonight

2007-10-26T10:44:49-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-26-07, Published: 10-26-07
Status: Complete

A dark love song about killing, murder, and all that jazz. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

The Angry Song

2007-09-03T17:41:31-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-3-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

The Angry Song. It's about being angry without a depressing tone. I hope you get a kick out of it. Enjoy

Shotgun Kelly

2007-08-29T12:16:28-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-29-07, Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

A song about a hooker getting revenge. Enjoy.

All The Time

2007-08-19T13:14:29-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-19-07, Published: 8-19-07
Status: In-Progress

A song about a guy who gets dumped. I wrote it because there are so many songs about people getting dumped, but not many up beat ones. This is an up beat one. Enjoy

Rikki Revolver

2007-08-14T23:33:56-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-14-07, Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

This is a song about Richard, a man who made a hit list in high school. It's an upbeat song about those guys and girls in high school that made hit lists. Enjoy.

Katana: Japanese For Epic

2007-07-03T18:31:03-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-3-07, Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

Caution: Katana means sword, and not epic. Enjoy this.

Ode To Women

2007-07-03T17:43:06-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-3-07, Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

This one is for all the ladies out there, but dudes listen closely.

War: A Vaudeville

2007-07-03T17:35:54-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-3-07, Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

A serious, but sometimes humorous song I wrote about war. While reading it I want you to imagine a man with a mustache on a stage wearing a red and white striped shirt, black slacks, tap dancing shoes, a straw hat, and carrying a cane, He's singing this.

Six Gun Smile

2007-06-26T13:30:33-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-26-07, Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

A heavy metal song I wrote. The Man with the Six Gun Smile. Its about a character I created for Thoughtless, a screenplay I wrote. Enjoy.

Anime Poem

2007-06-26T13:23:57-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-26-07, Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote about Anime. Anime is animation cartoons from Japan that have mature themes, and are almost alway geared toward audiences over 14, but that isn't mandatory thing. Just enjoy.

Requiem For Warfare I

2006-06-15T15:24:45-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-15-06, Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

A six part poem suming up warfare

Ode To Nuclear War

2006-06-15T15:21:43-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-15-06, Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

An Ode To Nuclear War, simple as that, but quite good.

Assassin

2006-05-15T20:46:49-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,769, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-15-06, Published: 7-3-04
Status: Complete

Homicide Detective Morgan Deathcall has been assigned to find what lurks in the darkness and strikes brutally without pattern.

Otherworld I: The Tides of Good and Evil

2006-03-25T18:32:18-08:00

Author: C.R. Diamond
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 4, Words: 445, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-25-06, Published: 3-31-05
Status: Complete

When a God walks the surface there is only one being that can stop it, the Blade Wielder.