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Kiwi

2006-11-23T09:01:16-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-23-06, Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

Yep. Very new. A bit emo, maybe.

Beautiful Talk

2006-08-21T22:58:57-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-21-06, Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

your footsteps in the hall, your lively gait- the death knell

the big notaromance

2006-03-04T18:59:56-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-4-06, Published: 3-4-06
Status: Complete

"take me into your head, and let me live there..." look- a poem! i'm NOT dead. constructive criticism would make my day, as lack of any inspiration has made this a little shaky...

i am underwater

2005-10-15T19:16:10-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-15-05, Published: 10-15-05
Status: Complete

I want her to stop looking for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome because he has this tendency to dominate his romantic partners. (political/personal, genre-wise.)

mazurka in A minor

2005-09-11T09:55:03-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-11-05, Published: 9-11-05
Status: Complete

it’s not like it’s something he could give back.

mismatchedsockmisfit

2005-09-09T19:13:19-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-9-05, Published: 9-9-05
Status: Complete

the racketbucket into the city (is a symbol, actually). i'm a little scared.

she

2005-08-24T14:41:31-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-24-05, Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

it's all about the way she moves. (Funny- after I wrote this, I found out Helen's from Sparta. Haha. History, you know.)

i don't think paris hilton is all that pretty

2005-08-08T23:02:31-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 945, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-8-05, Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

She needs to straighten her back and take her eyes from the sidewalk...

anathema

2005-07-14T22:03:26-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-14-05, Published: 7-14-05
Status: Complete

...

x

2005-06-22T13:41:20-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-22-05, Published: 6-22-05
Status: Complete

amongst glittery big city lights.

creepy kid

2005-06-14T22:59:50-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-14-05, Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

"you never want to...breathe this stale gasoline, greasy fast-food air again" another poem about a character from that one story.

my ears were bleeding

2005-06-14T17:18:22-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-14-05, Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

and i always get ripped. wide. open.

the trashtown king

2005-06-03T22:38:58-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-3-05, Published: 6-3-05
Status: Complete

i'm just this punk kid

the volatile manic depressive girl of my dreams

2005-05-26T22:16:18-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-26-05, Published: 5-26-05
Status: Complete

nothing's really changed- except something in my head. but since when does that count?

starry eyed wonder burns into the retina

2005-05-22T22:20:40-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 884, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-22-05, Published: 5-22-05
Status: Complete

I am intensely aware of a clock ticking tocking tocking even though there isn’t one around.

to some chick i can't get over

2005-05-19T21:10:37-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-19-05, Published: 5-19-05
Status: Complete

too much to say too much to say, but nothing's ever said, it won't ever be said. (review me, i review you...simple enough, ne)

melodrama in the teenage kingdom

2005-05-13T14:13:42-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-13-05, Published: 5-13-05
Status: Complete

And the best compliment I’ve ever gotten is “You’d really be beautiful if your face matched your body”

if you could be dead dead dead

2005-05-04T16:10:24-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

sinister barbed-wire glory (Prose. A little abrupt but I like it that way.)

dead meat and maggot crawlies

2005-05-04T16:06:57-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

the operator’s fallen asleep at his desk

nuke it nobody cares

2005-05-04T16:01:37-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

twisted mini-galaxies peppered with social land mines and emotional nukes

emotions are fake anyway

2005-05-04T15:59:17-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-4-05, Published: 5-4-05
Status: Complete

like with asbestos, prolonged exposure will ruin you in later years

suspended at inhale

2005-04-30T23:42:57-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-30-05, Published: 4-30-05
Status: Complete

you could touch my heart with your fingertips if you reached across the inches—closed the distance—you’d feel how much it hopes to meet yours

happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

2005-04-28T20:38:27-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-28-05, Published: 4-28-05
Status: Complete

"Pinprick sky vast, peppered with cosmic streetlights..."

glitterblack

2005-04-27T14:44:08-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-27-05, Published: 4-27-05
Status: Complete

he could run me through a paper-shredder with a look

The Queen actually isn't dead

2005-04-17T19:47:50-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,028, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

involving an alligator, a frying pan, a gong and a man in a floppy hat...but really, it's not what you think.

bye bye baby

2005-04-17T16:14:25-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

leaving empty spaces and static

all grown up now

2005-04-11T18:40:33-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-11-05, Published: 4-11-05
Status: Complete

It's just because we were so sick of being sick- so after awhile we just decided not to be anymore. Sometimes you need something to be beautiful when nothing else is.

I don't hate every beautiful day anymore

2005-04-06T19:22:39-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-6-05, Published: 4-6-05
Status: Complete

lines in " " belong to Sugarcult, not I. It's like a breakup poem, but without the romance.

fixed again

2005-03-26T18:27:16-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-26-05, Published: 3-26-05
Status: Complete

Trash receptacle

2005-03-25T21:25:35-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-25-05, Published: 3-25-05
Status: Complete

[insert something witty here]

I don't know, I hope so

2005-03-24T19:12:15-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-24-05, Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

"Life is short and long all at once, and that’s a great cliché right there, but what I said was: Let’s be alright."

Claws in the mattress

2005-03-11T18:58:09-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-11-05, Published: 3-11-05
Status: Complete

Because I guess I do not say what I mean, even though I mean what I say, and it oddly works. But not really.

Imperfection through silence

2005-03-10T19:04:24-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,350, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-10-05, Published: 3-10-05
Status: Complete

(Oneshot. Thank Finch, mainly, for the title)

We get up, go and I find that I'm somewhere

2005-03-07T16:16:45-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-7-05, Published: 3-7-05
Status: Complete

"You whispered to me, in the dark, with the blind-filtered moonlight..." (I like the beginning, but somewhere down the line I begin to dislike the tone. Thoughts)

I'm going to be nonchalant forever

2005-03-03T19:24:02-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-3-05, Published: 3-3-05
Status: Complete

...

It'll be gone in a minute

2005-03-02T16:50:08-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-2-05, Published: 3-2-05
Status: Complete

"People, I could see people milling around my house." They were watching me.

trip

2005-02-24T14:29:32-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

FREE VERSE

but it's not

2005-02-20T16:26:37-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-20-05, Published: 2-20-05
Status: Complete

As if, if they had ruby red slippers, they would be in the dream, their better place.

dustpan

2005-02-13T18:38:23-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-13-05, Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

the line in " " is not mine. It is a quote from "Strawberry" and it belongs to Everclear. The rest of it is mine, though...whatever. I don't even know what the point of this is.

While we were Gone

2005-02-09T18:53:56-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-9-05, Published: 2-9-05
Status: Complete

(and finally it has a title)

i want to live in a place where no one is mad

2005-02-08T19:37:44-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-8-05, Published: 2-8-05
Status: Complete

yellow-red-black-brown...we're all blue on the inside. Really I'm just (sick) tired of things.

they should just take us all away

2005-02-06T19:20:00-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-6-05, Published: 2-6-05
Status: Complete

She doesn't believe me. (originally titled "we're all mad here)

Out of remedies, but I still want one

2005-02-01T19:43:38-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-1-05, Published: 2-1-05
Status: Complete

Of the same persuasion as the last one. No description. I have no words.

Nonexistant and Right in Front of You!

2005-01-28T21:31:01-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-28-05, Published: 1-28-05
Status: Complete

It's hard to ignore someone who claims to be your best friend as they carefully look around you, not through you, to the other side of the room. Because she prefers empty, polite conversations. I hate her.

Blank Eyes Never Meet Love on my Lips

2005-01-23T07:08:14-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-23-05, Published: 1-23-05
Status: Complete

PROSE- Blinking lights are the only things that catch your eye, no matter how hard I try. Your glow blocks me from view. (I'm in love with a false romantic).

Dirty Green Rooms Through Stained Glasses

2005-01-21T20:25:30-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-21-05, Published: 1-21-05
Status: Complete

(place your hands on me, like concealer on my scars and bruises, kiss me and make it hurt as bad as cigarette burns)

and everything expLOOOOOODES

2005-01-19T19:41:30-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,397, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-19-05, Published: 1-19-05
Status: Complete

It was a normal day, initially, it had, in fact, started out as a fabulous day. He would have told his wife all about it, he was sure she would have listened, but he, Robert Johnson, didn't get a chance. No one did. (modern fantasy)

Twenty Seconds Too Early to Be Fashionably Late

2005-01-15T20:58:06-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-15-05, Published: 1-15-05
Status: Complete

I think it rained on his parade (Street-sides, iron fences, we've got enough water in containers saved from tears-don't need the rain, it doesn't matter.) (I like the beginning a bit more than the end R-R)

CandyCoated, and I'm Told it's SugarFree

2005-01-13T21:06:25-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-13-05, Published: 1-13-05
Status: Complete

But eternity is over in half a second, and when you open your eyes all you see are the dirty white walls of bathroom stalls. And the euphoria, or languorous ambivalence, has once again disappeared with the rising sun.

Like I've said before, ink can stain your fingers

2005-01-12T20:12:45-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-12-05, Published: 1-12-05
Status: Complete

November's dead and gone, rotting in a graveyard with July. The funeral took place on the same day he asked whether the pictures on the white walls were taken in Italy or Spain. (PROSE-ISH ANGST)

Sleek Black Box

2005-01-12T20:05:56-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-12-05, Published: 1-12-05
Status: Complete

(PROSE) It was a sleek, black box, dripping with pastel colors, heavy with the kind of love that they sing about in alternative-songs, when you lose someone, in a very permanent way. I felt that he didn't belong in a box.

Broken By Chaos Bound in Neon Pink

2005-01-09T19:28:46-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-9-05, Published: 1-9-05
Status: Complete

I was holding it in my fingers before, fragile like glass-porcelain butterflies with broken spider-wings and then I blinked and it disappeared...(Name the manga)

Cinderblocks and Barbed Wire

2005-01-02T19:23:19-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-2-05, Published: 1-2-05
Status: Complete

a junkie, addicted to the drugs you inject into my veins, infecting my heart, eating out my mind like something twisted, and violent, and sexual. -I'm told it's a bit melodramatic. I'm sure it is.

Stapleface

2004-12-17T19:02:10-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-17-04, Published: 12-17-04
Status: Complete

...

november

2004-12-08T20:06:43-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-8-04, Published: 12-8-04
Status: Complete

I’m a person of painfully earnest lines and uncomfortable silences. (YAY! FIXED FORMATTING)

creating craters that we litter with dead bodies

2004-11-18T20:25:15-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-18-04, Published: 11-18-04
Status: Complete

creating craters that we litter with dead bodies. i don't know what else to say.

A Crisp Autumn Day in the Wood Room

2004-11-14T07:27:03-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-14-04, Published: 11-14-04
Status: Complete

" Built on f-ed up wannabe romances, and too many bad memories." :D Constructive criticism sought and appreciated!

A box with no windows

2004-11-01T20:56:39-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-04, Published: 11-1-04
Status: Complete

Rain that pitter-pattered, pitter-pattered/on what was the ceiling but might have been the floor/For some reason it stained my face forever

Her Name is Seven

2004-10-28T20:24:37-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-28-04, Published: 10-28-04
Status: Complete

they don't make airbags like they used to. jagged glass hurts.

The Science of Falling Back to Earth

2004-10-26T17:36:38-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-26-04, Published: 10-26-04
Status: Complete

(Concrete sidewalks with weeds growing in the cracks from years past/rushing up to break my fall and greet me.

A gum wrapper, a Nova, and very old shoes

2004-09-25T20:02:57-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 222, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-04, Published: 9-25-04
Status: Complete

Reviewing something that was, in essence, a rather awkward situation. Melodramatic and that kind of :distasteful: style.

Have a taco Yes, that's right Taco

2004-09-11T06:52:29-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-11-04, Published: 9-11-04
Status: Complete

Would you like a taco? I'm sure you would. I know I would. Of course. You'd be crazy not to like tacos. Yes, bonkers. Har har har. Here, take a taco, courtesy of Marco. (Inos is not owned by me)

Bleach and Related Things

2004-09-02T18:03:56-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-2-04, Published: 9-2-04
Status: Complete

She likes to paint pictures of the way people look when they're deceased...Whether they're dead and rotting, or alive and breathing. They're saints when they're gone.

Bright Eyes Only Shine Because They're Cold

2004-08-22T22:30:23-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-22-04, Published: 8-22-04
Status: Complete

Bandaids fix everything from broken hearts to souls divided.../He made a promise he never had any intention of keeping/And that was just another loss in the domino effect...wasn't it? Some swears.

insert face here

2004-08-20T22:23:32-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-20-04, Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

What can I say? [Insert face Here]

Cigarette Burns in My Golden Butterfly Dreams

2004-08-20T21:04:15-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-20-04, Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

A portrait of a girl, who feels she's about to quit. Let's crack the glass, and get to know her. They're just words, girl, they mean nothing.

Confusion in a Bottle Genuine, I swear

2004-08-16T23:17:17-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-04, Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

How can anything be clear when what you think is an illusion, could also be very, very real?

Dead Ink Dried on Two Dollar Paper

2004-08-16T08:34:11-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-16-04, Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

Odd how one can unknowingly confront one’s worst fears in the dim/ and drear yellow light of what you think is a 60 watt bulb.../but probably isn’t.

Trust in Who?

2004-08-16T07:50:43-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-04, Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

Title has nothing to do with the poem. o.O I thought of this while walking home from the beach, it's pretty much just a reflection on the events of that day. Something like that. Read and review, mates!

Digitalis

2004-08-13T21:58:00-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-13-04, Published: 8-13-04
Status: Complete

Inspired by the Deftones song "Mascara". No idea why I thought of this during that song...but eh. Read and review, peoples! :)

Foulsicke

2004-08-13T17:03:31-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-13-04, Published: 8-13-04
Status: Complete

A poem that I found in my sketchbook, written late 2003 or early 2004 I think. O.o" I liked it. So here it is. Read, review, and enjoy! :)

How can we be doing okay?

2004-08-10T21:44:45-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-10-04, Published: 8-10-04
Status: Complete

R for heavy swearing, and some descriptions of rather morbid stuff. Sorry isn’t enough/It can’t ever be, right?/Yeah, yeah that’s true/And I can’t say it anymore anyway/After seven thousand/It gets to be stale

No Working Title

2004-08-09T19:18:13-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,161, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-9-04, Published: 7-15-04
Status: Complete

Altus Morda, #1 assassin for crimelord Jack of Rijitsu, gets tangled up with vampires and things happen. Set in an Alter-Earth. Rijitsu is where NYC is. M/M pairing, light, don't like don't read. Chapter Three will be edited. Chapter Six up.

What I thought was Long Gone

2004-08-01T06:55:12-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-1-04, Published: 8-1-04
Status: Complete

Posted on Wcooler under the name Looking For a Time. Err...Angry/sad/confused poem. Enjoy...and review! heh...

Dilettante: All Illusions Dispelled

2004-07-24T10:36:58-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-04, Published: 7-24-04
Status: Complete

Thing written in early June. It's short, but I think it's nice.A bit morbid, title explains what I think it's about. Feel free to tell me your impressions. It'd be interesting to hear.

Weasel Sootmouth

2004-07-24T10:01:20-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-24-04, Published: 7-24-04
Status: Complete

Weasel Sootmouth is a character from Orson Scott Card's Hart's Hope. This is a songish thing I wrote maybe a week ago...Read on!

One Reflection in a Puddle of Broken Glass

2004-07-24T08:53:55-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-24-04, Published: 7-24-04
Status: Complete

Original Title: Twisted Thoughts of a Reflection in a Puddle of Broken Glass. Late-night, partly Linkin Park inspired. Mostly tired and sad, one swear.

I2

2004-07-20T14:54:38-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-20-04, Published: 7-20-04
Status: Complete

Rating may be a bit strong...but I don't know. It's just an emotion thing. Surprised I wrote it. And it probably sucks. But...whatever.

Serenity in Solitude

2004-07-12T21:52:03-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-12-04, Published: 7-12-04
Status: Complete

'Don't Ever doubt me. I feel just fine.' First line. I can't think of a description for this one, so just read it.

Gerald Wants You to Know

2004-07-12T20:51:13-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-12-04, Published: 7-12-04
Status: Complete

Don't ask where the name came from. Spur of the moment, thoughts lurking beneath the surface type of poem. Enjoy.

Just Existing for Another Night

2004-07-10T23:44:04-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-10-04, Published: 7-10-04
Status: Complete

I don't know what this would be under. Angst/Romance? Whatever. Lyrics are from "Awake" by Finch, lyrics belong to Finch. The narrator is a girl, hence PG13. Woo. Enjoy, or don't.

Supernova in that Black Abyss

2004-07-05T21:00:09-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-5-04, Published: 7-5-04
Status: Complete

I don't even remember what this poem is about, I wrote it Mar-12-2004...I just think that it's nicely done. I really like the last line.

My Mech Love: This wasn't even a Romance

2004-06-26T09:22:57-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-26-04, Published: 6-26-04
Status: Complete

This is about...a friend.

Less Than Perfect Vision

2004-06-12T22:34:50-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-12-04, Published: 6-12-04
Status: Complete

Original title: "As seen through the eyes of someone with less than perfect vision." It didn't fit. I'll let you decide what it's about, I -really- do not want to explain...

Industrial Collapse

2004-06-01T19:35:27-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 750, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-1-04, Published: 6-1-04
Status: Complete

Written in relation to the history of a story I am currently trying to write.It's about the collapse of the US government into dictatorship and how the country is in shambles after the dictator has been defeated. Finch is a company that comes about after

Entwined, Fused, anything else?

2004-05-11T19:41:17-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 30, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-11-04, Published: 5-11-04
Status: Complete

Poetic banter between two lovers. Or rather, the beginnings of it. I might make this part of a play, but I don't know yet. I'll leave it up to you to decide who the people are.

A Silent Symphony

2004-05-11T19:34:05-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-11-04, Published: 5-11-04
Status: Complete

I wrote this in Science, today. I like it. I you people enjoy it too.

A Secret Falling Finally Out

2004-05-01T19:33:52-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-1-04, Published: 5-1-04
Status: Complete

Kind of confusing, rather, in my opinion, awkwardly written. But it means something, to me at least. Means a lot.

Falling Like a Deadweight

2004-05-01T19:05:27-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-1-04, Published: 5-1-04
Status: Complete

Contemporary/abstract poetry, that's what I would call this. It's actually an odd abractish recording of a series of events that happened in a weird tandent of thoughts that came into existence while listening to Interpol.

Fused

2004-04-29T05:14:26-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-29-04, Published: 4-29-04
Status: Complete

I wrote last night while roleplaying...I do know where it came from, though it's hard for me to explain...so I won't. Just read and judge for yourself.

Boo!

2004-04-06T19:51:56-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,037, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-6-04, Published: 4-5-04
Status: Complete

Four chapters a four chapter story that's slightly dragonlance-ish. The character Altus has been changed numerous times since this was written.

Logged Off

2004-04-05T19:17:46-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-5-04, Published: 4-5-04
Status: Complete

I was thinking about Death, and giving it a human face and a few companions. I don't know if I'll continue with this.

Older Songs of the Lost

2004-03-25T15:36:37-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-25-04, Published: 3-25-04
Status: Complete

This one's kind of sick in my opinion...It's from a story that's circulating in my head, about a girl and a lost temple somewhere in a part of the world (Misu) that hasn't seen much technology.

Document Two

2004-03-21T11:17:03-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-21-04, Published: 3-21-04
Status: Complete

Wrote this while listening to Nine Inch Nails...this is what 'came out' and I think it's fairly decent. I suppose you can only know if you read it.

Pretty Little Dead Girl

2004-03-15T19:22:04-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-15-04, Published: 3-15-04
Status: Complete

It's a bit confusing, I was just trying to get my emotions out when I wrote this...but I think it's pretty interesting, at least.

Surely You Jest

2004-03-15T19:19:44-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-15-04, Published: 3-15-04
Status: Complete

I was really sad when I wrote this, I guess it's just about regret and giving up. You should read for yourself, I'm not good at this.

Polaroid

2004-03-13T19:55:18-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-13-04, Published: 3-13-04
Status: Complete

Hello. This is a poem I wrote, and I think it's pretty cool. So read, por favor, and tell me what you think...

Letting Go

2004-02-23T15:10:42-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-23-04, Published: 2-23-04
Status: Complete

Another poem! Please read it!

A room so cold

2004-02-16T17:57:15-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-16-04, Published: 2-16-04
Status: Complete

Hello, read my poem please.

Frostbite

2004-02-15T19:59:33-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

Wee! A poem I wrote that could be considered somewhere in the Angst category, no love...okay...read, please...thank you.

The Red

2004-02-15T19:58:11-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

More Angst/Love

Falling Away

2004-02-15T19:56:16-08:00

Author: Joewhatever
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-15-04, Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

Just a poem I wrote...I think it's kind of Angst/Romance