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  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
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 <title>FictionPress.com - FireChainsaw's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: FireChainsaw</subtitle>
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 <updated>2008-08-29T13:10:45-08:00</updated>
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 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-30T07:32:10-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-30T07:32:10-08:00</updated>
  <title>FireChainsaw's Deadworld</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2409228/1/FireChainsaws_Deadworld"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-08-30:story.2409228</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,953, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 8-30-07, Published: 8-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;ZOMBIES!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-25T16:51:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-25T16:51:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1645405/1/The_Adventures_of_Jimmy_and_Satan"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-06-22:story.1645405</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 7,056, Reviews: 38 
Updated: 8-25-07, Published: 6-22-04&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The second chapter, and the triumphant return of FireChainsaw! I'm not dead yet, y'all. No matter how much you prayed for it.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-06-28T03:25:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-06-28T03:25:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>Laugh At Cruelty</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1645404/1/Laugh_At_Cruelty"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-06-22:story.1645404</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 23 
Updated: 6-28-04, Published: 6-22-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Violence is only amusing if it's completly senseless. Ch 2 now up, now with 100%  less walrus!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-05-22T07:34:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-05-22T07:34:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>My New Piece of Crap</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1610465/1/My_New_Piece_of_Crap"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-05-15:story.1610465</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 361, Reviews: 56 
Updated: 5-22-04, Published: 5-15-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The same thing I've been doing, only shorter and crappier.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-05-14T19:59:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-05-14T19:59:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Why the Teen Titans bite</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1609482/1/Why_the_Teen_Titans_bite"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-05-14:story.1609482</id>
  <category term="Essay"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Essay/'&gt;Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,194, Reviews: 12 
Updated: 5-14-04, Published: 5-14-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Everyone on here writes about war and torture; I write about cartoons. Yay me.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-05-09T14:07:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-05-09T14:07:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>Random Mental Thoughts From My Head</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1572632/1/Random_Mental_Thoughts_From_My_Head"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-04-06:story.1572632</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 6,114, Reviews: 111 
Updated: 5-9-04, Published: 4-6-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;An ongoing record of the dribble that clutters my mind; new chapters added sporadically.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-05-02T11:48:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-05-02T11:48:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>FireChainsaw's Guide to What Women Want</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1598020/1/FireChainsaws_Guide_to_What_Women_Want"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-05-02:story.1598020</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,029, Reviews: 56 
Updated: 5-2-04, Published: 5-2-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I got sick of these lists, so I wrote my own. Don't whine at me if it offends you.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-04-24T18:37:03-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-04-24T18:37:03-08:00</updated>
  <title>Stupid Waiting Room</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1591114/1/Stupid_Waiting_Room"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-04-24:story.1591114</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,465, Reviews: 15 
Updated: 4-24-04, Published: 4-24-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Not great. Read at your own risk; don't whine if you don't like it.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-04-14T20:53:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-04-14T20:53:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Word on Monkeys</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1581473/1/A_Word_on_Monkeys"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-04-14:story.1581473</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 25 
Updated: 4-14-04, Published: 4-14-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You want a summary? Don't worry about it; you NEED to read this.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>FireChainsaw</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/406436/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-04-12T14:17:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-04-12T14:17:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Habanero Pepper Mints</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1578709/1/Habanero_Pepper_Mints"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-04-12:story.1578709</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/406436/FireChainsaw'&gt;FireChainsaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 21 
Updated: 4-12-04, Published: 4-12-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A commercial I had to write for an assignment. Thanks to all who read my last work; please check this out.</summary>
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