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Camp

2005-04-22T03:16:25-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-22-05, Published: 9-30-04
Status: Complete

The side of Darking Falls -they- don't want you to know. the reason no one comes back... the same. my story is here. probably the only story that you'll ever read about it.

Cliches

2005-04-12T22:23:19-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,378, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-12-05, Published: 4-12-05
Status: Complete

What more can you ask for? A list of all cliches possible. If you have a request feel free to ask.

Blue Dog

2005-02-24T17:24:13-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-24-05, Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

The blue dog oh/How it howls at the moon/I’d be scared but/I somehow know//You’re here with me/You’ll never let me be afraid/So I'm not scared/Coz that’s all I need to know...

Funny instructions

2004-11-08T01:09:43-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,632, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-8-04, Published: 9-30-04
Status: Complete

These are true, swear-to-god-true instructions on consumer goods that i found via funnyjunk.com. so i guess you can't call this a fiction, but its still dead funny! Read it and laugh. now with new installment, 'STUPID SIGNS!

The Attack of the MarySues

2004-09-13T03:07:04-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-13-04, Published: 9-13-04
Status: Complete

this is a parody of all things Mary-Sue. i was reading a M-S romance fic ad i thought this is really cheesy, so i decided to make it into a parody. god, i sound like an author giving a speech sigh. Well, R&R, and ENJOY!

Pattern

2004-08-27T03:59:26-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-27-04, Published: 8-27-04
Status: Complete

An’ don’t you see the pattern/ of when it’s all going good You say something/or do something That takes it all away/takes it all away... R&R!

It's Not my Fault

2004-08-27T03:28:13-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 9, Words: 3,811, Reviews: 36 Updated: 8-27-04, Published: 8-1-04
Status: Complete

Meet jadis. no boyf. no living family. DO NOT BE CONFUSED. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC it gets insane after the first chap. i do camoes, but only if you send a proper review with it. R&R. WARNING: this story is showing dangerous signs of plot in later chaps

He Don't Deserve You

2004-08-26T03:16:15-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-26-04, Published: 8-26-04
Status: Complete

kinda a get over him/stick up for yourself type song. please R&R. i will be nice if you do

I'm just a Kid

2004-08-26T02:34:15-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-26-04, Published: 8-26-04
Status: Complete

title says it all. im just a kid and i decided to write a song about that. please R&R it would mean a lot

For all who have a story published on fictionpress

2004-08-25T04:20:26-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-25-04, Published: 8-25-04
Status: Complete

this is exactly what the title says. also for anyone else who wants a funny poem (well, i think its funny...)

Pack of Wolves

2004-08-07T20:40:29-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-7-04, Published: 8-7-04
Status: Complete

Elle: just moved to an formally all boy school (she is the first female to enrol). there she meets jamie and tom. what will happen to her and will she survive the year? R&R, please!

My incredibly insane life

2004-08-05T03:29:25-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,193, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-5-04, Published: 8-3-04
Status: Complete

This is all true. it's written straight from my diary. My second fic and i hope y'all like it. well its not all true. apart from my mums beef stew and having a crush on someone. oh, i have decided not to update this until i get 15 reviews.

Never ever ever

2004-08-05T03:03:04-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 212, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-5-04, Published: 8-3-04
Status: Complete

Read and review please! i hope you all like it. this was actually a homework assignment, but i decided to publish it coz i like it. ENJOY!

this si a crappy little poem that i made up in rec

2004-08-03T17:47:45-08:00

Author: insert funky name
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-3-04, Published: 8-3-04
Status: Complete

title says it all. enjoy!