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A Contest of Atrocities

2008-07-29T04:27:26-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,638, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-29-08, Published: 7-29-08
Status: Complete

Story about ambition and pride. Really short. If you review me, I'll review you.

The Musings of a Small Child

2008-03-14T18:29:42-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-14-08, Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

If you review me, I'll review you back.

Gun Blast

2008-02-17T13:27:22-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-17-08, Published: 2-17-08
Status: Complete

This was written in the aftermath of how that...guy...broke my heart. And instead of hating him, I pity him. This is a sort of a cross between prose and beat poetry. Inspired partly by the environment, and partly by Patti Smith. And mostly by him. R&R.

The Skeleton Key

2008-02-04T15:10:40-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-4-08, Published: 2-4-08
Status: Complete

I wrote this while I was in love. It was unrequited. Beat-inspired free verse.

The Chronicles of Wasted Time

2008-01-28T19:18:02-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Inspired by a Shakespearean sonnet. If you review me, I'll review you back.

The Sonnet of Progess for a Man without Rhythm

2008-01-28T19:13:17-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Wrote it in science class. If you review me, I'll review you back.

An Open Letter

2008-01-28T19:10:23-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Revised. If you review me, I'll review you back.

Strange and Poignant Botany

2008-01-01T12:33:07-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

I had to get around the no stanzas thing. Anyway, review me and I'll review you back.

Methadone

2007-12-21T22:33:01-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-21-07, Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

I guess it's sort of a love story, on drugs. Wrote it a while ago, and I've done just about all I could to improve it. Review me and I'll review you back.

Fear and Loathing and Antihistamines

2007-11-29T12:23:07-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,329, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-29-07, Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

A mostly true account of the first meeting of a teacher I hated. Reedited and resubmitted. If you review me, I'll review you.

Ode to SelfPity

2007-11-12T16:37:12-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-12-07, Published: 11-12-07
Status: Complete

Not in a good mood lately...all things that suck seem to gravitate around me, and since writing is my loving outlet, I wrote a poem about how I feel these days. Review me and I'll review you back.

Entropy

2007-09-19T17:48:32-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-19-07, Published: 9-19-07
Status: Complete

Wanted to use stanzas, but the site wouldn't let me. Anyhoo, here's a poem about entropy. If you review me, I'll review back.

Autonomy

2007-06-08T14:46:08-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

I don't expect anyone to have an answer to this. But I like what I did with the rhythm. So here it is. If you review me I'll review you back.

Ode to an American Original

2007-04-15T14:24:21-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-15-07, Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

This is my ode to the late Kurt Vonnegut, my alltime favourite writer. I don't really think it does him any justice, but here it is anyway. If you review me, I review you back, and so forth.

News Service

2007-04-01T13:12:27-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-1-07, Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

Still having lots of fun with blackout poetry. About the news media this time. If you review me I'll review you! :

The Power of Moving Energy

2007-04-01T13:07:14-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-1-07, Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

Wrote it in science class out of incomparable boredom. Oddly inspired by the vocabulary in the notes I had to take. If you review me I'll review you. :

The Sadness of All Men

2007-03-27T17:57:01-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-27-07, Published: 3-27-07
Status: Complete

My math homework made me angry, so I vented through poetry. Very bleak and introspective. If you review me I'll review you back!

La force des mots

2007-03-13T15:01:59-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-13-07, Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

Un petit conte provenant d'une hiver bien trop longue, cette fois corrigé. J'apprecie les revues. si vous me le faites, je vous ferai pareil!

Strange Cravings

2007-03-07T19:45:10-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,698, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-7-07, Published: 3-5-07
Status: Complete

This is a novella made up of five short stories. It's not about religion and is an exaggeration based off reallife sights and experiences at my high school. This is my commentary on the public school system, and those lucky enough to have beaten it.

The Value of Inconsistence

2007-02-23T22:29:17-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-23-07, Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

A poem written out of frustration. If you review me I'll review you back.:

In Curse's Benefit

2007-02-16T23:52:29-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-16-07, Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

Another sonnet written out of the love of writing, and the boredom of science class. Feedback appreciated!:

Le dernier corbeau

2006-11-06T13:38:30-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-06, Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

Allo tout le monde. Je suis de retour avec un autre poème français! Je l'ai écrit à l'école, alors désolé s'il n'est pas à la hauteur.: J'éspère que vous l'aimez. Puis, en passant, ma prochaine oeuvre sera un roman court en anglais.:

Variations on an Air

2006-10-10T21:41:21-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-10-06, Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

My first sonnet on this site. I wrote this for school and decided I liked it. What do you think?

Dead Daisy Chains

2006-10-04T20:21:32-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 534, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-4-06, Published: 10-4-06
Status: Complete

I wrote another rant. I'm thinking of organizing all of my rants into a series. Either that, or I'm gonna use this piece as the beginning of a story. Feedback please!

Sputtering Crazy in The Small Hours

2006-07-26T19:28:22-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-26-06, Published: 7-26-06
Status: Complete

Whatever. Kind of an essay. Kind of a rant. Mostly the latter. Lack of sleep does this. Enjoy.

L'ombre d'une âme bleue

2006-06-25T14:38:59-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Fable
Language: French, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,747, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-25-06, Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

Finalement terminée: l'épreuve d'écrire cette sacrée histoire!...C'est ma fiction historique. Jouissez-en!:)

Corsetta

2006-06-01T19:50:55-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: French, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-1-06, Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Pas vraiment de la fantaisie, pas vraiment de la romance, mais, quand même, un phantasme romantique. Finalement corrigé.

Supplice

2006-05-25T15:55:53-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

I dunno. Frustration of a specific nature made me write it.

I Dramatis

2006-05-11T18:56:50-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-11-06, Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

In English, et en français aussi, Les produits d'être ennuyée en classe et d'avoir trop ruminé. The products of being bored in class and over-thinking everything.

La nouvauté et la paix

2006-04-29T21:30:12-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-29-06, Published: 4-29-06
Status: Complete

I decided to write something in French, because, well, I felt like it.

Pearl Rebellion

2006-04-10T17:25:06-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-10-06, Published: 4-10-06
Status: Complete

Blah. Not the best, but whatever. Updated. Blah.

Let This Be My Epithet

2006-02-24T22:59:27-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-24-06, Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

I'm leaving it to the poem here.

The Student Comes Away

2006-02-09T10:37:56-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-9-06, Published: 2-9-06
Status: Complete

My teacher broke my spirit so this is what I came up with

Pity, Pity, Pity

2005-12-07T14:22:54-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-7-05, Published: 12-7-05
Status: Complete

A poem-like manifestation

The Value of Modern Art

2005-11-07T20:46:58-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-7-05, Published: 11-7-05
Status: Complete

It's just such a conspiracy.

The Debutante Mutineer

2005-11-07T20:35:15-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-7-05, Published: 11-7-05
Status: Complete

I'm leaving it to the poem here.

Calpernia Walks with Grace

2005-11-03T20:21:35-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-3-05, Published: 11-3-05
Status: Complete

I'm gonna just leave it to the poem, as a summary would be pointless.

The Green Avenue Poems

2005-10-27T20:32:55-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 607, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-27-05, Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

A trilogy I wrote in computer class. R&R please!

The Jester's Rosary

2005-10-19T14:16:15-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-19-05, Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

Not necessarily about religion. See what you can get out of it. Had to update slightly. R&R please!

Counting the Scales on the Snake's Tail

2005-10-18T17:31:38-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-18-05, Published: 10-18-05
Status: Complete

I dunno. I kinda hate writing summaries. It's all in the poem. R&R please!

Goodbye Patriarch

2005-09-30T16:22:26-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-30-05, Published: 9-30-05
Status: Complete

"It's your coffin my love, enjoy it! Most of us, never get to know what it feels like." -Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Think Tank

2005-09-21T14:40:12-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-21-05, Published: 9-21-05
Status: Complete

Not one of my better poems. Not the worst either. It's really somewhere in between. R&R plz!

Stage Clip

2005-09-14T14:05:39-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-14-05, Published: 9-14-05
Status: Complete

Circumstance can be a bitch, and life is like a giant orgy. R&R plz!:)

Dear God I Hate Mondays

2005-09-12T16:18:03-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-12-05, Published: 9-12-05
Status: Complete

This is the product of sheer boredom.Reviews appreciated!:)

Boy Named Cash

2005-08-27T13:44:58-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-27-05, Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

This is my ode to the late and great Johnny Cash, set to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues. (I know this is a little late, but I couldn't find the words till now.)

Perdition

2005-08-26T14:57:24-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-26-05, Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

This is an extremely short story (55 words) that I wrote for my English class a while ago. Updated, slightly

Claudia's Recitative

2005-08-22T14:16:05-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-22-05, Published: 8-22-05
Status: Complete

I left all explanation in the poem

Angels With Pistols

2004-08-21T20:51:04-08:00

Author: Lana Mira Beth
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-21-04, Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

I wrote this a while ago.