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On Piecraft

2007-11-19T18:34:02-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 738, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-19-07, Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

Pies are beyond awesome, they are one of the best things to ever happen to mankind. But Pies are not allways easy to obtain. Untill now. Now with this little dissertation even a kitchen phobic bachelor can make his own pie.

A Sea Battle

2007-11-19T17:51:56-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-19-07, Published: 11-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Viking dude battles a sea troll. Written in a high style while avoiding Latinate & French words, for some reason that made it be first person present tense. Definately not inspired by the AngloSaxon epic Beowulf or Metalocalypse's Murmaider at all

Geardagum

2007-10-01T17:17:17-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-1-07, Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

The result of sitting in the library reading Seamus Heaney's works instead of doing Calculus homework.Some random poetic lines but not really a poem dealing with my feelings about history and the events of the past.

Feathersrog the mighty

2007-05-05T19:23:56-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-5-07, Published: 5-5-07
Status: Complete

Ten lines of alliterative verse about the penguin Lord Feathersorg who is taking over the world.

The Horror at the Castle

2007-04-24T17:32:09-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,984, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-24-07, Published: 4-24-07
Status: Complete

A parody of H.P. Lovecraft. I used Lovecraft's style and methods for writing horror but used a silly subject. I think it's hilarious, read it and let me know what you think and please be honest, nothing annoys me more than meaningless compliments

Shiny distraction

2007-03-06T12:35:23-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-6-07, Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

A random bit of action. It involves a shiny distraction, a lot a insanity nd charging with a sword.

The Great Engulfer

2007-02-13T10:54:29-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-13-07, Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

My couch eats all my stuff. This is the result of being on a caffeine high when it ate my phone.

It has ferrets

2007-02-05T10:58:49-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-5-07, Published: 2-5-07
Status: Complete

A conversation between a piscephobic fighter and someone who's trying to convince him not to go somewhere dangerous. I don't know where this came from. I thought of the line it has ferrets and the rest just kind of followed.

Hurin's Epiphany

2007-02-01T12:35:02-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-1-07, Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

One 121 word epic sentence. Lots of kennings and adjectives. More blatant aping of Beowulf.

Feathersorg slays a dragon

2007-01-25T12:23:29-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-25-07, Published: 1-25-07
Status: Complete

Feathersorg, the supreme leader of the rabid penguin horde, slays a dragon. With a shotgun. Plenty of alliteration and blatant Beowulf aping.

Feathersorg and Alex

2007-01-17T16:06:52-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-17-07, Published: 1-17-07
Status: Complete

A short story based on two of my characters. Alex, a fictionalized version of myself and Lord Fluffy McFeatherdown AKA Feathersorg, a phycotic penguin hell bent on taking over the world via the internet.

Of Sleep And the Lack Thereof

2007-01-04T15:47:27-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-4-07, Published: 1-4-07
Status: Complete

Art flows forth from the scientist’s brain. This is poetic prose, I'm too smart to try and pass this tripe off as poetry.This shameless aping of the masters of verse is the result of hypercaffination and overtiredness.

On a Piece of Lint I Found in My Coat Pocket

2007-01-04T15:11:26-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-4-07, Published: 1-4-07
Status: Complete

Another prose poem, shamelessly aping the masters of verse. The result of hypercaffination and overtiredness. Note that this is PROSE, I'm not trying to pass this off as poetry. But if I don't stop now I'll be as bad as the Vogons.

To My Muse, The Lady Caffeine

2007-01-04T14:39:24-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-4-07, Published: 1-4-07
Status: Complete

The result of reading Elizabethan Sonnets while drinking Bawls out of a wine glass. It's not really a poem, just poetic prose. I think it's a little silly and very pretty.

An Unspeakable Horror

2006-10-21T20:38:39-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-21-06, Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

A description of an unspeakable horror from the depths of the sea, except it's silly. This is what happens when I stay up all night reading H.P.Lovecraft.

The random poet: A Haiku collection

2005-12-01T19:57:05-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-1-05, Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

One day I decided to tease my sister about her poetry by writing my own haiku. The next few days were spent wrtiting line after line of complete doggerel. This is another of my parodies so don't take it personally. Rated for potty humor and silly violence

She is Beautiful

2005-06-18T01:30:34-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-18-05, Published: 6-18-05
Status: In-Progress

My friends have been writing a lot of poetic romance stuff lately so I decided to try the genre. Of course, mine came out silly. You'll never guess what this piece is really about.

Busted OR The TechnoMonk

2005-05-09T21:35:47-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-9-05, Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

What would happen if a Monk got on the internet? This is a story about a boy who want's a Computer Science degree but his parents want him to be a monk.

There Once Was a Rabit Named Dot

2005-04-17T09:18:25-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 28, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

A crazy limerick I wrote back when I was 12 or 13. It still makes my entire family laugh.

Runekaster

2005-04-17T02:18:14-08:00

Author: Alivion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: In-Progress

The first chapter of a longer story I've got planed. Something about a girl who's got some awesome powers she doesn't know about but I don't want to give away the plot. I'm currently reworking the entire thing.