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The Handbook of Foodhism

2005-12-08T17:41:04-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 991, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-8-05, Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

This is the official handbook of Foodhism. Written by the Great Prophet.

Eye

2005-12-05T21:23:07-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-5-05, Published: 12-5-05
Status: Complete

Wicked and sinister...this poem speaks.

HUMOR: A Homework Carol

2005-09-25T20:54:55-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 984, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-25-05, Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

Procrastination kicks in...then I meet three ghosts. I must be on some drug or something

HUMOR: A Natural Talent

2005-09-22T23:54:06-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 738, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-22-05, Published: 9-22-05
Status: Complete

I have this uncanny talent for saying the wrong things at the wrong time.

HUMOR: Green Is Awesome

2005-09-14T19:16:46-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-14-05, Published: 9-14-05
Status: Complete

Green. It is obviously the best color existent, no?

Deus Ex: And This Time It's Not a Video Game

2005-09-12T20:50:40-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-12-05, Published: 9-12-05
Status: Complete

An explanation of the usage and definition of a deus ex machina through the novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding.

HUMOR: A Day of Herman Melvilleness

2005-09-09T15:14:59-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-9-05, Published: 9-9-05
Status: Complete

A tribute to Herman Melville's style about a teenager named Zack Taylor. (For those who don't know, Herman Melville was the author of the novel, Moby Dick.)

HUMOR: Everytime's a Good Time to Go Shopping

2005-09-01T23:12:05-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-1-05, Published: 9-1-05
Status: Complete

Do you want to know what's the latest craze in America? It's oniomania - and it's coming to get you, too!

HUMOR: Religion is My Homeboy

2005-08-18T14:11:48-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-18-05, Published: 8-18-05
Status: Complete

Religion is a hard subject to touch on...especially if humor is involved.

HUMOR: Love is Choice A

2005-08-15T21:04:11-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

Love is a lot more than fun and games...and more serious at that...

HUMOR: English Just Blew Up My Brain

2005-08-15T21:03:32-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

English is so universal...but soo SCREWED up!

HUMOR: Tennis Ain't Funny

2005-08-15T21:01:10-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

Tennis at the Mercedes Benz Cup was a little more than just a little game of 40-Love

HUMOR: Hillside School is for Winners

2005-08-15T20:58:58-08:00

Author: J-fr0
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

The school of Hillside worries parents into deep traumatization. What could cause this madness!