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The Death of Maddie Ferguson

2008-05-20T12:44:24-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,577, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 8-20-07
Status: In-Progress

Maddie is a magician, wrapped in her own warped universe of scams, schemes and magic. She has yet to be caught, her favourite colour is yellow and she adores her kid sister Jo. Torn between responsibility and abition, it can only end in tears.

An open letter from Your Whore

2008-01-15T06:47:48-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-15-08, Published: 1-15-08
Status: Complete

For all the people who have ever complained about being single...there is always a worse alternative...

KaChanski

2007-11-09T15:22:14-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-07, Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Huddled over his little desk with a screwdriver in one hand and a spanner in the other, Dr. Foster was about to make one of the greatest inventions in the history of humankind. Its name was KaChanski, the greatest dancing robot ever to walk the earth.

The Waiting Game

2007-05-19T04:01:52-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-19-07, Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

It's about people who suffer with chronic stage fright and general nervousness, but is open to interpretation.

Uncle Chris

2007-01-31T09:50:44-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,158, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-31-07, Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. May's mother has travelled down to london to visit her brother in hospital, leaving May and her father together in the house. Arguments and ideas are explored, specifically in the culinary area. Rated for some language. I decided to play it safe.

Song 14

2006-12-16T09:36:44-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-16-06, Published: 12-16-06
Status: In-Progress

A killer is having lastminute thoughts about what they are doing. Told from the perspective of the victim.

Lethargy

2006-09-05T06:05:33-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-5-06, Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

Song written about a time in my life where I was pretty down and depressed, around eight years old if I remember correctly

So I'm an idiot

2006-01-28T04:49:58-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-28-06, Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

A re-write of a song I began a few years ago. Another insight into my utterly childish mind, kind of stupid, but I don't really care in this present time.

Nosebleed

2006-01-23T09:28:35-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-23-06, Published: 1-23-06
Status: Complete

Don't read if you are squeamish at the slight mention of blood okay. Song based on a rubbish morning I had.

The Procrastinator

2006-01-21T03:15:13-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-21-06, Published: 1-21-06
Status: Complete

I know that the title isn't a real word but that's the idea. This one needs a bit of work at the end. I really should update my stories sometime.

The Epitome of Childish

2005-12-10T03:02:06-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-10-05, Published: 12-10-05
Status: Complete

Based on 'there was an old woman who lived in a shoe' it came off the top of my head this morning, but I still liked it. Written about an actual story.

Nostalgic Days

2005-10-20T12:42:16-08:00

Author: Vexed and Tired
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-20-05, Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

It took me a while to write this, it's my first song! I guess I just hate it when you have to say goodbye to stuff and it was inspired by that.