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  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
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 <title>FictionPress.com - DeadTeddyBears's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: DeadTeddyBears</subtitle>
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 <updated>2008-10-15T20:55:34-08:00</updated>
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  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-02T21:02:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-02T21:02:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>Garden</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2041087/1/Garden"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-11-02:story.2041087</id>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Fantasy/'&gt;Fantasy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Fantasy/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 11-2-05, Published: 11-2-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I had writer block for the longest time. I finaaly was able to write this. Enjoy!  o'o)</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-12T22:47:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-12T22:47:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>Tender Tales from a Chicken Tender</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2026565/1/Tender_Tales_from_a_Chicken_Tender"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-12:story.2026565</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 10-12-05, Published: 10-12-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I was eating a chicken nugget from McDonalds, when I thought of this. Then I dropped the nugget; crying and thinking of it's life. Then I ate it!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-12T14:33:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-12T14:33:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>I don't read mindsI read butts!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2026188/1/I_dont_read_mindsI_read_butts"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-12:story.2026188</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 10-12-05, Published: 10-12-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A really funny poem. Yep, it's about butts!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-09T23:37:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-09T23:37:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Strange White Flower</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2024508/1/The_Strange_White_Flower"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-09:story.2024508</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 10-9-05, Published: 10-9-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A super funny story. It's kind of in poetry format though...oh well. This is a must read. If you're a fan of my work, then please read!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-09T18:29:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-09T18:29:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>me me me</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2024320/1/me_me_me"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-09:story.2024320</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 10-9-05, Published: 10-9-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;you get a cookie if you figure out who this poem is about...a poopoo cookie!    :P</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-08T18:54:42-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-08T18:54:42-08:00</updated>
  <title>Food Scares Me!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2023595/1/Food_Scares_Me"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-08:story.2023595</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 10-8-05, Published: 10-8-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Read this! This is a true story! Be afraid!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-08T18:04:53-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-08T18:04:53-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sweet Little George</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2023571/1/Sweet_Little_George"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-08:story.2023571</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 10-8-05, Published: 10-8-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is a poem about my good friend George. (AKA silentscreamer07) enjoy!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-08T17:25:40-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-08T17:25:40-08:00</updated>
  <title>Roach!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2023530/1/Roach"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-08:story.2023530</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 10-8-05, Published: 10-8-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;READ THIS POEM! It's about a roach!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-06T00:09:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-06T00:09:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>Broken Mirror</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2021667/1/Broken_Mirror"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-06:story.2021667</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 47, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 10-6-05, Published: 10-6-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Just a little boredum buster... AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! I'M INSANE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>DeadTeddyBears</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/495953/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-05T23:24:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-05T23:24:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dead Teddy Bears</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2021652/1/Dead_Teddy_Bears"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-05:story.2021652</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495953/DeadTeddyBears'&gt;DeadTeddyBears&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 10-5-05, Published: 10-5-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;My first ever entry! Yayness! This is just a humorous little poem I thought up at a sleepover. Please review!</summary>
 </entry>
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