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You Thought They Couldn't Rhyme It

2008-08-05T10:06:54-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 2, Words: 353, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-5-08, Published: 8-2-08
Status: In-Progress

It was suggested that I write without rhymes to help me improve, so I wrote some poems using words that I couldn't possibly rhyme. Sorry for the title; I wasn't drunk when I wrote it. Contains rhymes for "orange", "depth", "canine" and now "purple".

The Profile Picture

2008-08-04T12:07:58-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-4-08, Published: 8-4-08
Status: In-Progress

The internet can always inspire a joke or two. This takes so little time to read that you might as well try.

The Zombie Wedding

2008-08-03T12:52:21-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-08, Published: 8-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Truly the event of a deathtime, an epic romance involving treachery, swordsmanship and puns minus the first two .

The Tragicall Historie of Steve

2008-08-01T14:42:30-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-1-08, Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in want of a fortune makes a deal with the underworld. Read to find out whether both parties will be devilishly pleased with the outcome.

A Final Resting Place

2008-07-31T15:55:55-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-31-08, Published: 7-31-08
Status: Complete

The apocalypse was then, this is now, and there's only one thing left.

My New Laptop

2008-07-30T15:04:42-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-30-08, Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

Getting a new computer is always a tremendous experience.

Hacbeth

2008-07-30T05:13:18-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-30-08, Published: 3-26-08
Status: In-Progress

In this, the funniest story since sliced bread, a young boy is out to avenge the death of his father. Witches included, but must provide own batteries.

Kenny Investigates

2008-07-29T11:03:19-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-29-08, Published: 7-29-08
Status: Complete

How not to run a police investigation.

A Fantasy Novel

2008-07-28T14:43:16-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 11, Words: 5,451, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-28-08, Published: 3-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Come on in and read the most original fantasy novel since Eragon. Get out your maps marked "here be puns" and prepare for the ride of your life. You won't get the ride of your life, but it's always good to be prepared.

An Updated Version Of There Was A Crooked Man

2008-03-25T10:15:09-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

A nursery rhyme for our times.

In The Beginning

2008-03-22T05:58:22-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-22-08, Published: 3-22-08
Status: Complete

How the universe really began.

The Sandcastle

2007-08-10T05:55:13-08:00

Author: VeryShortStoryWriter
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-10-07, Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

A short, sinister story of sea, sand and sun.