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The Abortionist

2008-08-05T17:15:04-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-5-08, Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

A soft, mellow song about a man everyone knows.

The Sadism Waltz

2008-07-28T15:50:14-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-28-08, Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

This piece hearkens back to my earlier works of satire; it's a loving and romantic waltz of S&M.

Birthday Wishes

2008-06-27T11:05:39-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 97, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-27-08, Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

A short poem I wrote for my sister's 10th birthday.

The Bombs Will Drop

2008-06-02T09:43:21-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-2-08, Published: 6-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Just a prototype of my latest poem... I need to refine it. This poem is about the only thing that all humans possibly have in common; that is, going out when the bombs drop.

The Tragic Tale of Amy the Botanist

2008-05-29T08:49:12-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-29-08, Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

A return to my "Tragic Tale" series, this one which borderlines nonsense.

Poems, Poems, Everywhere!

2008-05-28T09:24:17-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-28-08, Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

A short nonsense poem I wrote on a whim.

Behold the Fish

2008-05-28T08:44:21-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-28-08, Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

A parody of Issac Watt's 'Hymn 1', which begins "Behold the glories of the Lamb".

I Think My Cat is a Briefcase

2008-05-27T09:00:52-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-27-08, Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

Question: does a word necessarily denote meaning?

Trigonometric Limericks

2008-05-27T08:53:17-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-27-08, Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

Simply limericks explaining the six trigonometric functions; part of a series of math poetry in the works, the original two of which I have lost. Oh well.

Limericks

2008-05-27T08:41:38-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-27-08, Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

Just a set of six limericks whose content ranges from nonsense to downright sardonic.

It's a Sick Ol' World

2008-05-21T08:43:21-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 345, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-21-08, Published: 5-21-08
Status: Complete

A poem that came to me while I was watching Jesus Camp; I happened to be reading "You are Old, Father William" at the time, so I put my pen to work.

The Nespomonseen

2008-05-20T09:32:01-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: Complete

A tribute to Lewis Carrol's "Jabberwocky". I promise that no word is a complete fabrication, and everything does make sense. I'll leave it to the reader to decipher my nonsensical and rather heavy word play, beginning with the title!

Come, Thou Winter Wind

2008-05-20T09:14:00-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: Complete

A simple parody of Shakespeare's "Blow, blow, thou winter wind"

Three Little Vegans

2008-05-16T10:38:00-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-16-08, Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

A playful attack on the fallacies of being a vegan.

The Owl and the Locksmith

2008-05-13T16:29:43-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-13-08, Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

A whimsical nonsense/horror poem with an all-too elaborate rhyme scheme.

The Tragic Tale of Billy the Milksop

2008-05-12T11:23:41-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-12-08, Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

A heavily dark tale about a young scaredy cat.

Contemplations of Apple Sauce

2008-05-08T21:53:06-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 26, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 5-8-08
Status: Complete

A completely stupid nonsense poem with a random title; has nothing to do with apple sauce.

Integration of the Human Form

2008-05-08T21:14:03-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 5-8-08
Status: Complete

Basically just a nightmare set to words.

The Tragic Tale of Jennifer Quick

2008-05-08T10:46:43-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-8-08, Published: 5-8-08
Status: Complete

Yet another "Nightmare Nursery Rhyme"; about a girl whose artwork came to life.

The Slaughterhouse

2008-05-05T08:24:50-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-5-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

A poem about a world not too different from our own.

God's Poem

2008-04-30T09:45:01-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-30-08, Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

God's dramatic monologue

The Tragic Tale of Dominic Doe

2008-04-28T20:14:38-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-28-08, Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

A rather dark story of a young boy plagued by hiccups

The Two Lovers

2008-04-26T13:44:51-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-26-08, Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

A tale about a man's love for a woman.

The Tragic Tale of Roger the Bug Boy

2008-04-26T10:04:34-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 395, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-26-08, Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

A simple tale about a boy with strange tastes in friends.

The Fox and the Hares

2006-04-24T15:31:32-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-24-06, Published: 4-24-06
Status: Complete

A surreal poem about a family of rabbits who befriend a fox.

The Tragic Tale of Mindy the Overeater

2006-04-21T13:02:04-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-21-06, Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

A dark and slightly morbid tale of a girl who couldn't stop eating candy

Useless Catch

2006-04-11T17:23:29-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-11-06, Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

A parody of Donne's poem "The Bait", which I had to write for English... hope you like it

Humanism

2006-03-30T13:49:36-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-30-06, Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Just simply a critique of the human race, from a slightly different perspective

The Modern Fundamentalist Song

2006-02-27T19:07:52-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-27-06, Published: 2-27-06
Status: Complete

A little song about all of the more... colorful members of our society

The Politician's Song

2006-02-26T16:12:00-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-26-06, Published: 2-26-06
Status: Complete

A song about the people we trust to watch our country

She's the One

2006-02-20T19:38:36-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-20-06, Published: 2-20-06
Status: Complete

A short love poem by me... at first it was a funny parody, but now it just seems a bit chilling. You decide.

Family Matters

2006-02-16T12:53:45-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-16-06, Published: 2-16-06
Status: Complete

I'm hoping I can get away with this here... a good-natured ode to all of you devoted to your family

That's Schizophrenia!

2006-02-12T16:02:52-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-12-06, Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

A random song sung to a tune by Tom Lehrer

Angst

2006-02-11T19:22:59-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 25, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

My satiric ode to angst/depressed/suicidal haikus

Leaves Fall

2006-02-10T21:21:39-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 29, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-10-06, Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

My subtle, if not mild, attack on the horribly flawed art of haikus

The Poet's Ballad

2006-02-10T20:33:30-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-10-06, Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

My satiric attack on 'recreational' poetry, the pseudo-poets who author them, and the fallacies of both

The Tragic Tale of Bob the Fly

2006-02-10T19:30:13-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-10-06, Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

The tragic ballad of a young and ambitious fly

Let Us Be One

2006-02-04T11:27:31-08:00

Author: Richard Lynch
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-4-06, Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

I think my wicked sense of humor shows in this mock-love ballad