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Dumb Blonde

2008-10-11T23:05:11-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,627, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-11-08, Published: 8-21-08
Status: In-Progress

The customer's always right. That was the policy for CVS, but what they had forgotten to mention was the customers were always wrong. They took one look at her and assumed that she was stupid and dumb. Was that because she was blonde?

The Date Book

2008-10-01T00:02:56-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,808, Reviews: 72 Updated: 10-1-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Your mother lied. Romance is chess and you're a pawn, some joke, huh? But I'll fix that. I've written The Date Book just to get you through this rough patch in life.

The Rebound

2008-08-26T01:55:06-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 44,385, Reviews: 86 Updated: 8-26-08, Published: 12-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Cainell was happy with herself. 59 percent masculine over feminine, she was one of the guys. That was until the girlfriend of her adopted brother's friend, Talbot, hit on her, and he confided his troubles in her. Rebounds aren't fouls, right?

Fairies Retold

2008-08-20T21:50:17-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,667, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 6-16-08
Status: In-Progress

What if the duckling wasn't ugly, Red had no hood, or the little mermaid couldn't sing? If Beauty was the Beast, and Sleeping Beauty wasn't actually sleep? Would it be okay, or would you be too afraid to venture into a world of fairies retold?

Count 2 Three

2008-08-20T21:48:45-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 19, Words: 63,771, Reviews: 99 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Every romance has its own story... For them, theirs was being born on opposite sides of the spectrum in modern life as well as being in similar predicaments that demanded their attention. The only thing to do, count to three.

Disturbia

2008-08-17T19:09:10-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-17-08, Published: 8-17-08
Status: Complete

She smirked at him. "If I guess it right will you promise me something?" she asked. She had already bought him a drink, what more was there that she wanted?

Welcome to the Dollhouse

2008-08-12T21:38:44-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-12-08, Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

She hated her cursed curls and perfect image, it made her feel like a doll.

Pretty Pretty Cruel

2008-07-12T00:13:41-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-12-08, Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

You're pretty," he said to her, "Pretty ugly."

The Chop

2008-05-02T01:42:10-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

It wasn't a dance or happy jive, it was real. She wanted to see him die, choke.

Masquerades of Deception

2006-10-19T17:22:14-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-19-06, Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

For every masquerading person, there lies deception, and for every deception, there lies more than one truth, and for every truth there lies consequence.

Individuality Ramified

2006-09-23T14:33:27-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,531, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-23-06, Published: 9-23-06
Status: Complete

She had watched her friend get killed by another person that she knew, only nothing was as it seemed... Nothing ever is.

The Sweetest Rejection

2006-09-10T12:26:24-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 46 Updated: 9-10-06, Published: 9-10-06
Status: Complete

The sweetest rejection, is the rejection that comes at an abrupt moment. The sweetest rejection, is the rejection that is least expected, and it is the only correct rejection.

Not A Moment Too Soon

2006-08-18T14:13:00-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,056, Reviews: 41 Updated: 8-18-06, Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Kevin Warner's a loser and well aware of it, yet in one day his life takes a turn for the best...and worst. After events which are decision altering, he changes his mind about the way he's living his life.

Secrets in The Air

2006-05-23T07:41:52-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-23-06, Published: 5-23-06
Status: Complete

Secrets are supposed to be kept quiet, and some are better that way.

Ending Shakespeare

2006-05-10T06:17:47-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,176, Reviews: 26 Updated: 5-10-06, Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

Nobody ever told the truth, but he didn't die of natural causes.

If Only

2006-04-20T08:55:00-08:00

Author: criti-sized
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,045, Reviews: 28 Updated: 4-20-06, Published: 4-20-06
Status: Complete

Have you ever loved someone enough to not confront them about it, but your wishes seem to get the best of you that your mind won't allow?