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He loves me, He loves me really hot

2008-05-20T19:55:26-08:00

Author: Sarcasm is the best thing
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 37,728, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 5-6-07
Status: In-Progress

He loves me, he loves me fiery hot. If he looks at me, I'm gonna burn his ass. If he says anything to me, I'm gonna send his ass to hell and make sure they keep him there. If he kisses me, I'm gonna...wait I don't know what I'm gonna do. M for later chaps

Lovey Dovey

2007-11-23T13:13:34-08:00

Author: Sarcasm is the best thing
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,745, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-23-07, Published: 11-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Ugh, life can't get any worse. Work sucks, the love of my life disappears on me, and to top it off, I have an orphaned kid on my hands. Growl. And the brat isn't make life any easier especially when he's a pain in the butt and looks exactly like my crush.

Odd places of love

2007-07-31T21:52:58-08:00

Author: Sarcasm is the best thing
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 25,444, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-31-07, Published: 2-27-07
Status: In-Progress

People say when you fall in love,it’s supposed to be in a romantic place. Well they're gonna be proven wrong. I fell in love at a place nobody could dream of finding their soulmate. That place in fact was none other than Walmart.Can anyone say weird much?

Fire and Ice

2007-07-31T21:42:44-08:00

Author: Sarcasm is the best thing
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,824, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-31-07, Published: 6-5-07
Status: In-Progress

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're an ice cold jackass he said to me. Well you're a firecrotch I said back to him. He grinned at me. I glared. Didn't mother always tell me fire and ice were never to be compatible together...