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The Feast

2006-12-07T15:51:02-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 236, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-7-06, Published: 12-7-06
Status: Complete

Well, everyone, I do believe that this is my masterpiece! While not a humorous satire, it is a satire in every sense of the word. Chapter 1 will be the poem, and Chapter 2 will reveal all of the hidden content that I embedded! See what you can find!

Doggerel: A Nauseatingly Plain Poem

2006-11-13T11:20:21-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-13-06, Published: 11-13-06
Status: Complete

Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.

A Foreigner's Tale

2006-11-05T19:30:43-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-5-06, Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

A short tale of a foreigner's warm welcome into an unfamiliar region and his humorous introduction to the local customs.

Who Could Have Known?

2006-10-30T20:16:49-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-30-06, Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

A boy stricken with leukemia receives help from God and, through a series of miracles, overcomes the odds. True story.

The Best Tragedy Evvvverrrrr

2006-09-22T18:27:27-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 563, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-22-06, Published: 9-22-06
Status: Complete

Birespius is the son of a puppeteer who makes puppets for...blah blah blah... You know what? It's too long to spell out for you in a summary. It's a parody of tragedies that is best if you've ever watched a soap opera or trudged through a Greek tragedy.

The LongSought Rest

2006-09-12T20:33:46-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-12-06, Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

God shows His love for us in big events as well as small blessings. This is my first serious composition. I hope you guys like it!

i'M bad at summaries

2006-09-11T16:47:10-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 39 Updated: 9-11-06, Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!

Rappin' Wit' Poe

2006-09-03T19:20:49-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-3-06, Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

Like Poe, I'm a poet, and I'm sho' gonna show it!

WINNER TAKES OIL

2006-09-01T16:51:17-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,702, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-1-06, Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!

ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins

2006-08-18T19:29:04-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,749, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-18-06, Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

The complete manual to the various species of ice cubes, their sinister tactics, and how to avoid them. If you've ever experienced drink on your pants due to shifting cubes, THIS IS A MUST READ! Crack the Ice Cubes and their harmful intentions.

Darkness

2006-08-15T13:13:37-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 29 Updated: 8-15-06, Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

I take a stab at all the angsty, depressed prose writers who plague this dark humorless category.

The SPAM Polka

2006-08-08T10:32:10-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Oompa everyone!

The Fax Machine from Hell

2006-08-02T08:56:11-08:00

Author: Mr.Satire
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-2-06, Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

An evil fax machine will not stop harassing a college student (me) with its ENDLESS CACHE OF ANNOYING NOISES! (Hence the angst subcategory.)