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Drowned

2008-03-15T00:38:41-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-15-08, Published: 3-15-08
Status: In-Progress

I don't know why I wrote this. I don't know what I think of it. But I figured that someone out there would understand it.

Untitled As Yet

2008-03-07T17:07:21-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,615, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-7-08, Published: 3-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Good versus Evil. Love. War. Hate. Family.

Lovely, innit?

2008-03-03T22:40:52-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-3-08, Published: 7-23-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the story of a very odd girl, well woman really... She's an overstressed college student that ran over a celebrity...and is now being stalked by said celebrity...R&R!nd It is linked to Utterly Deceptive & takes place at the same time

Utterly Deceptive Twaddle Speak

2008-02-29T15:34:28-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,840, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-29-08, Published: 7-8-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a tale of... actually I'm not gonna tell you... Read PLEASE! I promise that there's a 50 50 chance you'll like it

Raincloud of DOOM! DOOM I say!

2008-01-16T08:12:11-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,277, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-16-08, Published: 8-4-07
Status: In-Progress

This story parodies life and fiction alike. No one I know of is spared, no prisoners taken...and no offense is meant. I shall tackle every cliche I know and beat the Mary Sue out of it! Don't think for a minute that anything is safe...

Grounded

2008-01-08T16:33:50-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,672, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-8-08, Published: 4-10-07
Status: In-Progress

I am an Angel.And because no one truly understands my genius, I've been grounded...which means only one thing..Earth..eww..shudders... Tag along and watch as I attempt to live on Earth, Caution: This is random and often fluffy, There is a plot...somewhere

Death By Chocolate

2007-07-31T14:18:53-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-31-07, Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Ahh, chocolate, my one true love! But ho! I am betrayed!

Being Homeless is like Hell, only colder

2007-05-29T09:39:10-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-29-07, Published: 5-29-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the story of a homeless girl and her life. It'll be written as a series of one shots, please read and review! Remember: Reviews are Love!

Attack of the Muffin Monsters!

2007-05-14T09:18:05-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-14-07, Published: 5-14-07
Status: Complete

This is a little oneshot from the mind of a genius...ME! Anyway read it, you might like it...I hope...Reviews are love!

Apparently Fate Has Plans For Me Oh Joy!

2007-05-06T01:00:27-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-6-07, Published: 5-6-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the story of a girl. She did not cry a river and drown the whole world, but instead fell face first into love with a vampire, and the King of them at that! This is her story, one of Life, Death, and Afterlife.

Summer Reigns

2007-05-03T20:09:16-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-3-07, Published: 5-3-07
Status: Complete

It is our senior year and we are just trying to stay as attached at the hip as we have always been. This is what I wrote, after thinking about the inevitable moment we leave each other. But this is to my hope that we'll be friends forever...

The Smite Button

2007-04-09T08:28:00-08:00

Author: Not Dead Fred
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-9-07, Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

Just a random drabble about smiting people. Not for the humorless.