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Charlie's Angel

2008-08-26T18:54:37-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,163, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-26-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Charlie Wey is an undercover cop, when she has to go undercover and prove that her best friend is innocent of murder. Funny characters and scenes throughout!

Untitled

2008-08-24T15:17:57-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,023, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: In-Progress

from two points of view. the story takes place in a medievalistic setting. Includes war, violence, mystery, intruigue,romance and friendship...in need of a title!If you review i will love you forever! i'm desperate can't you tell?

Say What?

2008-08-21T14:46:50-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 96 Updated: 8-21-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: In-Progress

a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.

You Turn Away

2008-08-18T12:15:39-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

just a commentary i guess...

Waiting

2008-08-18T12:14:53-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

waiting for a soldier to come home

In the News

2008-08-13T11:50:23-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 824, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-13-08, Published: 6-30-08
Status: In-Progress

The news that the people want and need to hear.

Vampire Mooning

2008-08-13T10:03:09-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 971, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-13-08, Published: 8-13-08
Status: In-Progress

It's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.

Little Red

2008-08-02T19:07:00-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-2-08, Published: 8-2-08
Status: Complete

It's based off of little red riding hood. It's my first attmept at a horror, so we'll see how this goes. It was inspired by a shower curtain, so it has to be interesing, right?

Never Again

2008-08-02T18:40:09-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-2-08, Published: 8-2-08
Status: Complete

they said never again...

License Plates

2008-07-14T19:45:09-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 558, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-14-08, Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

...they can be amusing.

Oh My insert your God's name here!

2008-06-27T14:37:37-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-27-08, Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

just some thoughts on OMG, atheists, and Jesus.

It All Started on a Sunday Morning

2008-06-24T11:38:27-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-24-08, Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

this might be my college essay. maybe? Please review and be harsh, because this needs to be a lot better than it is now.

For Best Taste Results

2008-06-23T16:37:58-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-23-08, Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

o the wonders of food labels.

A Day in the Life

2008-06-21T18:40:08-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

This is also dedicated to the people of darfur. I know that the language isn't all "pretty", but it's supposed to be harsh. It's supposed to make people feel a little uncomfortable. I hope that this poem put the problem of Darfur into perspective.

Listen

2008-06-21T18:25:34-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

This is dedicated to the children and people of Darfur. It's a song i've written, and trust me with the music, it's a lot better, and it also flows better. But we'll see if it works just by itself...

A Few Notes

2008-06-08T13:35:43-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 44, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

music

How Boredom May Lead to Pain

2008-05-15T14:16:54-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-15-08, Published: 5-15-08
Status: Complete

a look inside the dangerous world of puzzles.

Now is the Time

2008-04-12T15:38:12-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-12-08, Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

This isn't fiction, it's a non-ficitonal essay. I think that everyone should read it. Not because it's well written, but the message that it holds. i think that it's super imporatant.

Lack of Love

2008-03-22T10:51:05-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-22-08, Published: 3-22-08
Status: Complete

a story of a man and his father's relationship. Takes place in the middle ages

I Love Karma

2008-03-21T15:12:55-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-21-08, Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

this is a personal essay that i had to write for school. It involves bullies and ME!

The Epic of Givniadus: The Script

2008-02-28T19:43:15-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,539, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-28-08, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

the greatest epic of our time now a script! it includes a mighty big ass pick axe, a not so bright farmboy, a ghetto mentor a not so damsel in distress and the great ASS! The scprit has many new things that the orignial story did not!

Apples and Serpents

2008-01-28T12:05:48-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 26 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

adam and eve have caused more trouble than they know.

500 Words: The Bible Emporium Hold Up

2008-01-28T11:05:08-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

a short story that had to be less than 500 words.

32 Random things to do at School

2007-09-16T11:55:50-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 42 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

just what the title says

The Epic Of Giviniadus

2007-08-15T14:01:01-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,536, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-15-07, Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

The greatest epic of our time! It has it all, the idiotic hero, the ghetto mentor, the cold not so damsel in distress and an evil, evil, EVIL bad guy.

Where's Mr Rogers When You Need Him?

2007-08-13T06:48:49-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

it's about the things that are on television these days for kids.

My Hero

2007-06-22T16:58:20-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-22-07, Published: 6-22-07
Status: Complete

it's about a soilder in war. i can't really tell you anything else or i'd basically would have told you the entire poem.

Okay, but seriously

2007-06-18T06:51:12-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

it's time to face the nasty facts of life.

How to Turn Someone Down

2007-06-18T06:50:11-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 26 Updated: 6-18-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

someone you don't like asks you out. How do you say, no?

Strawberries

2007-06-09T17:53:23-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-9-07, Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

why we nedd to mention strawberries in every story. Dedicated to my pal, and she knows who she is.

25 Ways to Piss Off and Confuse Telemarketers

2007-06-08T13:33:15-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 30 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

it's exactly what it says it is.

How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre

2007-06-06T13:30:10-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-6-07, Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

um...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...

Dwarves Vs Elves

2007-06-03T11:20:03-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-3-07, Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

My sarcastic writing on a very serious matter.

What the Hell?

2007-06-01T17:06:06-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 401, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-1-07, Published: 6-1-07
Status: Complete

This is my goodhearted rant on sports and how it is ruining our society.

Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing

2007-06-01T15:16:11-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-1-07, Published: 6-1-07
Status: Complete

well the title pretty much says everything.

Aladdin:The True Story

2007-05-19T17:43:11-08:00

Author: fatbird33
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,706, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-19-07, Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

This is basically my parody of Aladdin. It involves many characters other than the classic Aladdin and Jasmine such as Dr. Phil, Paris Hilton, and Paolini.