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JesusLovesMe, Everyone Else Thinks I Killed a Guy

2008-10-09T11:07:58-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,536, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-9-08, Published: 10-9-08
Status: Complete

SOOOOO i edited the original. TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT. it's for school!

the new face of america: the homessless one

2008-10-02T20:31:54-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-2-08, Published: 10-2-08
Status: In-Progress

tralallaa life is funny

Give me My Arm Back, Beowulf

2008-10-02T03:20:36-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-2-08, Published: 10-2-08
Status: In-Progress

for school, obviously

house without a kitchen

2008-09-12T14:03:36-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-12-08, Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

things that have to be in the poem: a utensil, a spice, a relative, a weather condition, a geological formation. and then: imagery, alliteration, assonance, metaphor, simile, and personificaiton. so yeah! if i did all that i'm happy.

my soul mates name is ellen degeneres

2008-08-29T18:34:39-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-29-08, Published: 8-29-08
Status: In-Progress

maybe i should have picked oprah

Nasty Little Campaign Debt

2008-08-27T16:21:20-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-27-08, Published: 8-27-08
Status: Complete

a parody on e-mails i keep receiving from hillary clinton

the whore

2008-08-27T15:24:15-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-27-08, Published: 8-27-08
Status: Complete

the beginning of something that will hopefully get longer...i'm sorry for being so inappropriate and bad! anyway, tell me what you think, if you want to....yeah.

apologies

2008-08-24T19:50:33-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 720, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

some things you write for yourself

THE JOB INTERVIEW

2008-08-24T12:30:38-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

this is basically how things work at my job

the ugliest person in the world

2008-08-24T10:49:11-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

is it you?

HOW TO BE AN AMAZING WRITER, LIKE ME!

2008-08-24T08:47:29-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 977, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-24-08, Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

a biography from the greatest writer on the planet writing tips inside!

RACIST!

2008-08-17T19:48:52-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-17-08, Published: 8-17-08
Status: In-Progress

LOL

You Have Been Accepted Into Hell

2008-08-16T21:27:15-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,179, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-08, Published: 8-16-08
Status: In-Progress

well done!

heaven admissions essay

2008-08-16T21:25:54-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,157, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-16-08, Published: 7-29-08
Status: In-Progress

cross my fingers i hope i get in!

i wish i could just believe in myself

2008-08-10T19:26:21-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-10-08, Published: 8-10-08
Status: In-Progress

fact

HAHHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! HAHHAA!

2008-08-10T15:44:27-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-10-08, Published: 8-10-08
Status: In-Progress

yeah so apparently i read the assignment wrong and we were supposed to write about values that are important to us. humor is a value, right? if not, i give up.

legend

2008-08-09T20:25:04-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-9-08, Published: 8-9-08
Status: In-Progress

pronoun vs. pronoun. who will win?

my best and slightly imaginary friend judy

2008-08-04T20:44:06-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-4-08, Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

ah, i miss her!

guess the mental disorder

2008-08-03T19:46:03-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-3-08, Published: 8-3-08
Status: In-Progress

come on it'll be fun

that's just crazy talk

2008-08-03T16:28:17-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-3-08, Published: 8-3-08
Status: In-Progress

making fun of personality disorders one last time

today at work

2008-08-01T17:46:46-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-1-08, Published: 8-1-08
Status: In-Progress

chapter one! lol i am writing a REAL STORY

insomnia

2008-07-30T03:37:51-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-30-08, Published: 7-30-08
Status: In-Progress

whoooooooooo

this is reality

2008-07-28T08:39:53-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 370, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-28-08, Published: 7-28-08
Status: In-Progress

REDO.

i hate poetry

2008-07-24T08:54:49-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

rough draft

bitter girlfriend

2008-07-22T20:18:11-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-22-08, Published: 7-22-08
Status: In-Progress

i have a strange attachment to this poem even if no one likes it

THIEF THIEF THIEF

2008-07-22T07:59:56-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-22-08, Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

monologue from a shoplifter- needs to be shortened

Letter to the Editor

2008-07-18T07:21:18-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,101, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-18-08, Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

i plan on submitting this to the observer my senior year of high school. tehe. it's a rough draft so the grammar is slightly messed up.

I Love Tila Tequila!

2008-07-16T10:30:27-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,632, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-16-08, Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

a girl dates a goat. lots of fun.

don't read this!

2008-07-15T19:22:59-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-15-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

sooo i was recently told to write a "serious" prose by my creative writing teacher at bryn mawr. so. whatever. here. i will NEVER do this AGAIN i promise.

ledge

2008-07-13T18:04:40-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 222, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-13-08, Published: 7-13-08
Status: Complete

updated version of satisfied - hopefully better

Comparism of Howard Zinn and Bailey Essay

2008-07-13T13:21:06-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-13-08, Published: 7-13-08
Status: In-Progress

very boring! but if you read and critique something good will happen to you on may 23 2020! but in the mean time your life will be a drag. no lie!

a letter from your stalker!

2008-07-11T12:38:35-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 401, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-11-08, Published: 7-11-08
Status: In-Progress

hey, martha stewart!

shoplifting is evil

2008-07-04T11:20:18-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-4-08, Published: 7-4-08
Status: Complete

we had to write a list poem so yeah

in the office

2008-07-02T09:35:29-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-2-08, Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

every once in awhile i write bad poetry on purpose

julie

2008-07-01T17:14:27-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: In-Progress

i've never written about transgenders before...

Bless You, America May I get you a Tissue?

2008-06-26T18:34:13-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,736, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-26-08, Published: 6-26-08
Status: In-Progress

PLEASE critique

Maps

2008-06-20T19:32:32-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-20-08, Published: 6-20-08
Status: In-Progress

***Look at the Bryn Mawr map you received with your acceptance packet also attached and write for no more than five minutes about what you think Bryn Mawr will be like based on the map. Bring what you write with you.***

i want to be a somebody

2008-05-02T20:02:13-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-2-08, Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

underneath the shadows of gods

UhMerican Idol

2008-04-24T11:21:45-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-24-08, Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

a bit pointless but hopefully enjoyable

i wish i were a red head

2008-04-14T20:21:50-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-14-08, Published: 4-14-08
Status: In-Progress

yes i do

Presidents in bed

2008-03-21T13:21:11-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-21-08, Published: 3-21-08
Status: In-Progress

my PERSONAL favorite acts of political adultery ps: i am in desperate need of a better ending...advice welcomed

Ten Pound Heads

2008-03-16T07:42:14-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-16-08, Published: 3-16-08
Status: In-Progress

For school I was required to write about what school librarians and the school library mean to me...VERY VERY HARD TOPIC. PLEASE critique. Pleaaaase. Be specific!

Hey Baby! Come Back to my Cardboard Box Tonight

2008-03-10T11:28:38-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,094, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-10-08, Published: 3-10-08
Status: In-Progress

PLEASE critique

Captains of Industry vs Robber Baron

2008-03-01T07:36:59-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: In-Progress

this essay is very long and boring and not intended to fill people with glee. it's for 10th grade u.s history one and i would not post it but I WANT AN IMPOSSIBLY HIGH A. So, please critique, send feedback with any grammar problems, etc, etc.

sidewalk cracks like veins

2008-02-18T08:34:20-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-18-08, Published: 2-18-08
Status: In-Progress

the genocide in darfur please critique urgent urgent

Pointless Valentine's Day Rant

2008-02-14T20:53:46-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-14-08, Published: 2-14-08
Status: In-Progress

SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

george washington doesn't approve

2008-01-30T12:15:02-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-30-08, Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

a i have a poster of george washington in my room and he makes me feel guilty sometimes

Not So Much Assassin as NiceAssAHavin

2008-01-22T18:53:53-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-22-08, Published: 1-22-08
Status: In-Progress

my love affair with lewis thorton powell

I HATE CHILDREN!

2008-01-21T11:55:47-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-21-08, Published: 1-21-08
Status: In-Progress

an essay

let us kill some confederate boys

2008-01-13T08:18:00-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-13-08, Published: 1-13-08
Status: In-Progress

it's very rough draftish and some lines are terrible. so. read it! no seriously but yeah I need critique and specifics.AN: On the History channel there was this thing on how after Lincoln's death Unionists went around hanging people for not mourning

sincerely john wilkes booth

2008-01-07T16:58:09-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-7-08, Published: 1-7-08
Status: Complete

about the twelve day runaway of john wilkes booth, the assassin man of abraham lincoln, the u.s president during the civil war for all you nonamericans tisk, tisk

everything always happens at least twice

2007-12-29T08:16:04-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-29-07, Published: 12-29-07
Status: Complete

we'd stop repeating our past but it's much too fun to get shot twice

i am simple

2007-12-28T14:51:42-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-28-07, Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

and bad at summarizing.

Bad People are Swell

2007-11-30T18:04:13-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-30-07, Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

What Life is Like Living in the Badd Line, yo.

Black Santa Clauses

2007-11-22T17:07:25-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-22-07, Published: 11-22-07
Status: In-Progress

This is an article about my job at Marshalls department store. HELP me come up with a conclusion sentence. It's supposed to be witty, so let me know if it's lame because my boss will be reading it, and quite frankly he is hot and must like me.

Watch your soul

2007-11-09T08:04:20-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-9-07, Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

It's an editorial for the school newspaper on having a job.

I'm quite gay!

2007-10-21T18:33:51-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-21-07, Published: 10-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Monologue for theater

the girl on the ferry

2007-09-13T20:49:34-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: In-Progress

hmmm

midgets are fun

2007-05-10T18:05:34-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-10-07, Published: 5-10-07
Status: Complete

we wish we were special

dinner at the salisbury steakhouse

2007-04-28T06:17:38-08:00

Author: alicer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-28-07, Published: 4-28-07
Status: Complete

about my dead drama teacher, mr. salisbury. it has references to things that were in his classroom and in the drama club play so yeah you may not get some of it.