Special RANT of DOOM 1/13/08

Nope, I'm not dead and neither have I forgotten my stories. I'm working slowly on She has Fallen, and MFH;D! is now up! Woot!

My Fake Heart! the webcomic! http://myfakeheart.thewebcomic.com Updated Tuesdays and Thursdays! Enjoy!!

In-Progress Story Profiles!

She has Fallen

Status: Priority, being Revamped

Fantasy. Story of a girl who is told she holds a source of devastating demonic power within her soul. If the Demon the power comes from gets ahold of her, the Demon will regain all its lost power and destroy everything. The Demon, in an attempt to lure the girl to its vicinity, kidnapped the first person the girl ever met who treated her like an equal. Now the girl is traveling with four friends to try and rescue the boy and destroy the Demon.

My Fake Heart; Cataclysmic!

Status: Complete (finally)

Young Adult. Natalie was devastated when her first love Janis broke up with her, and accidently tells someone that she's dating her straight friend Amanda, which isn't true. So to help Natalie out, Amanda agrees to pretend to date her and make Janis jealous so she'll want to go back out with Natalie. On a dare, Amanda's ex Zach-golden boy of the school-kisses her brother Leonard. Discovering he actually liked the kiss, Zach sets out on a conquest to make Leonard fall for him. What happens when Zach thinks that this is far from his usual conquests and he just might actually like another guy?

My Fake Heart; Disastrous!

Status: Planning stage, sequal to MFH;C!

Young Adult. First chapter up. Still need to plan some more. Updated every other Monday.

Standard Profile...BEGIN!

Name: Niki Lemonade.

Age: Old enough to vote, not old enough to drink (dammit)

Life's Ambition: Create and share fantastic stories, whether through fiction or my manga. That's all I want! Now, needs however...

Views on Sexuality: (so long as it's consentual) Whatever floats your boat!

Grammar Nazi: For the win

Most Prized Possession: My shiny disco-ball-like hat.

Favorite Word: DOOM!

Pet: the best lil doggeh in teh world; Sam. Oh, and a gay demon guard-dog cat.

ELLA TERMINE YA!

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1. My Fake Heart Disastrous! reviews

Sequel! Zach's being jealous, so is Janis, Natalie wants some answers and Mary's still slightly insane. Also, Amanda appears to have a martyr complex. New characters join the foray, and hopefully some plot holes will be filled. Updated every other Monday

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 1-13-08

2. Moonlight Woman reviews

Oneshot. A nightly visitor helps Jennie get over her insecurities and look harder for love. Implied femmeslash, not smut.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07

3. My Fake Heart Cataclysmic! » reviews

OMG Epilogue! Life's so rough for poor Amanda. Her best friend Natalie suckers her into pretending to date her in a scheme to win her back her ex, Janis. Amanda's ex Zach won't stop pestering her...that is until he kisses her brother Leonard on a dare.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 11-20-06

4. She has Fallen » reviews

New Ch. 2! Jennifer is schizophrenic. Trevor says he can get rid of the voice. But it will require all her strength, trust, and love before the voice, a demon from another world, can be cast from her mind, and from the world the demon threatens to destroy

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-30-05

5. Irrevocably reviews

A poem about the idiocy of my heart's choices in crushes, and how I percieve that person's actions toward me.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06

6. Between LoserWJello and PainlessSuffering » reviews

FINITO!When you're young, the person you want to be yours and who should be yours more often than not are two entirely different people. WARNING FOR PANSIES: strong language, suggestive sitches

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 12-13-05

7. You WILL ask: Is she on Crack? » reviews

Title to change soon. My actual dreams. Creep my friends out, and they're all sane by society's standards. If you have one you'd like put in here, email me and let me know. I'm thinking of incorporating more crackpot dreams. No fake ones, only real ones.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 7-24-05

8. the Cacophony and the Euphony reviews

I can't say yes, because she would scream no. And I can't kiss you either, because she might kill herself with her overwhelming selfdoubt

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06

9. Make a Mark reviews

Written to be spoken, but you won't hear the words unless you accept them first

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-06

10. Here's to You, Dad reviews

A poem dedicated to my father. Suck on this old man.

Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-06

11. smiling Sweetly reviews

Thought it up in like two minutes in class. About a person who lies about hisher depression. Enjoy!

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06

12. It's Christmas! reviews

One night I saw Santa! (written by the little sister of Kitten Lemonade)

Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-05

13. Poor Man's Holiday reviews

Nobody knew where she came from. No one knew her name. But they called her Mother Teresa, for kindness was her game. (ok, so i suck at rhyming T-T)

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05

14. my Flame, my Lost Cause reviews

about how a girl feels about a boyfriend who doesn't treat her the way she should be. Read n Review, and I'll do the same for you, my friend

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05

15. my Blade reviews

notaboutcuttingMyheartmustdieForthislifetogoonAndyet,my heart,myheartliesagainDontbelieve,dontbelieveanythingyouhear,itsalie,alie,alive...

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-21-05 - Published: 11-21-05

16. cry for Attention reviews

A poem about the thoughts I had during a fit of depression and loneliness.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

17. breathless reviews

sappy sapsap McSappypants poem it's emotastic

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

18. self reviews

a rant when I got dissed by some teacher

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05

19. untitled reviews

All I wanted was a onenight stand. What I got was hell. one shot

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-4-05 - Published: 9-4-05

20. tragic Girl reviews

The tragedy of a girl who has everything.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 7-17-05

21. Tiffany Anderson Sweetness reviews

The tale of a young freshman who realizes who shetruly cares for and who really cares for her. Perhaps a one shot, but I will lengthen it if I am asked to.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 6-30-05